Embrace the power of now and win ‘self-help’ beer
Monteith’s new website Worth Talking Over aggregates all the things Kiwis are yakking about online, making it easier for you to figure out what to discuss at the dinner party.
And, with the holiday season looming, much of the nation’s chat is bound to turn to the numerous ways people plan to completely change their worthless lives, their disgusting bodies and their filthy habits to become the person those books have told them to become.
So share your dreams, your vices and your weaknesses, tell us about your resolutions and we’ll send out a pack of cool, crisp refreshing Monteith’s Pilsner to the best, most entertaining and most ridiculous of the bunch.
Finish the sentence: next year I vow not to …
TonyR
December 11, 2009
Flash my breasts at passers by.
Michiel R
December 14, 2009
Have constant two night benders every weekend.
NicholasK
December 15, 2009
…remove my contact lenses after 8 glasses of wine and then forget that I'd done so and try and remove them again after a couple more wines. OUCH!
Sylvie
December 16, 2009
… not to retaliate when the neighbours’ dog leaves a ‘deposit’ in my garden. In particular I won’t throw the poop back over the fence because I’ve discovered that my aim severely deteriorates when I use a spade. (Oh, and windows break surprisingly easy…)
Jess
December 21, 2009
Dry retch when colleague jingles the "change" in his pockets constantly, nor visualise his undercarriage, nor have uncharitable thoughts when he whistles along to every second song on radio…
B
December 21, 2009
Look at strangers who flash their breasts at me as I pass by.
and
January 15, 2010
jingle my pocket change, whistle (even though I'm pretty darn good) or expose my undercarriage (in that order)
Tracey
January 18, 2010
i want to stop making stupid resolutions like get fit and lose weight – then I won't feel so bad when 10 days into the new year I give up….
Cindy Kane
January 18, 2010
to think positively and do good things for others! So far so good….feeling so much better for being a much better person!
Cindy Kane
January 18, 2010
oh and next year I vow not to be a bi&ch! (which is actually now this year)!
Weasel
January 19, 2010
keep trying to grow 12 inches taller, just so my wife will stop telling me I'm too heavy for my height!
MJ
January 22, 2010
repeat my fave joke "I said kick me in the b*lls, not throw me over the falls" despite seeing a certain someone on the cover of a magazine recently.
Chris
January 22, 2010
drink Lion Red
skurf
January 22, 2010
give my partner the finger behind his back whenever hes a jerk