Tell dad joke, win Subway—COMP CLOSED

Dads are busy creatures and require much sustenance to continue functioning at their optimum performance level. So instead of getting him a novelty tie or a Cliff Richard CD for Father’s Day, Subway thinks you should get him a gift card so he can fuel up on its array of delectable sandwiches—without the need for that pesky cash. For the design savvy dad, you can even choose from a range of different giftcards in store. We’ve got two cards loaded with $50 to give away. And, because we love dad jokes so much, all you need to do is add a dadly groaner to the comment wall.