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September 3rd, 2009 by StopPress Team

And now for the goobledegook press release of the week. Try saying it without breathing. Impossible.

AUCKLAND, New Zealand – August 25, 2009 – As part of NetApp’s cloud computing news announcements today, NetApp (NASDAQ: NTAP) highlighted its close relationships with industry-leading Information Technology (IT) vendors and enterprise Value Added Resellers (VARs) to provide enterprise customers with the technology and solutions needed to build their cloud infrastructures, including global service providers and system integrators that are leveraging NetApp technology to create cloud service offerings for their own enterprise customers.

Yeah, we’ll hold the cover of Idealog for that, fo’ sure.

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peter
September 3, 2009
Baffle with bulls#@t. A classic release

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